I Think It’s Time to Give Up My Duolingo Streak

I have a confession: I’ve been half-assing for a while now.

It’s a lie. All of it.

Back in 2019, I wrote a piece for the New York Times in which I discussed how apps like Duolingo can help, and how they can’t. My credentials to make such an authoritative claim? I had a Duolingo streak of over 500 days.

Well, now I’m nearly at 1,500. And I have to confess, I don’t think I’ve learned anything in the time since. But it’s not the app’s fault.

Not entirely, anyway. Some of it is Duolingo’s fault. For example, I would’ve lost my streak a long time ago if not for the Streak Freeze feature. This probably well-intentioned feature lets you keep your streak even if you miss a day, so long as you bought the item ahead of time with the in-app currency that you earn by completing lessons.

I ended up with an absurd amount of this currency, and I’m not entirely sure how. At first I was paying for Duolingo Plus, back when I cared, and maybe they gave out extras then. Or maybe I’d accumulated a lot of one currency that got converted into a different currency at some point in the past that I can’t recall. Duolingo has changed so much I can’t keep track. All I do know is that now I have 46,279 “gems” and a streak freeze costs like…200. I could stop doing lessons entirely and four more MCU…